英语mp3短文阅读带翻译My Best Friend
My Best Friend我最好的朋友
My best friend's name is Joseph Taylor, but he prefers to be called Joe. He does a lot of stupid stuff, and it usually gets him in trouble. The other day, while he was trying to impress some girls, he fell off his skateboard and broke his arm. Joe had to get his arm in a cast, but he told me it was worth it. He had already gotten three phone numbers from the girls he was trying to impress.
我最好的朋友的名字叫泰勒，但他更喜欢别人叫他乔。他做了很多愚蠢的事情，通常会给他带来许多麻烦。有一天，当他试图吸引一些女孩们，他从他的滑板上跌了下来摔断了胳膊。乔不得不给胳膊打上了石膏，但他告诉我，这是值得的。他已经从女孩们那里要了三个电话号码，他试图给人留下深刻印象。
I always love Joe coming over to my house, because it makes my day more exciting. After he showed me his arm, Joe asked me if I wanted to go to the mall. "Sure, why not?" I said. I asked my mom for permission, and she said yes.
我一直都很喜欢乔的房子，因为它会让我每一天都更加兴奋。他给我看了他的手臂，乔问我是否想去购物中心。”当然，为什么不呢？”我说。我问我妈妈的意见，她答应了。
When we got to the mall, Joe wanted to get something to eat, so we went to McDonald's. We got two hamburgers and two sodas, and then we went walking around the mall. For some reason, Joe always liked stealing things from the stores at the mall. I never understood why he stole the things he did. For example, that day he stole three key chains, five pairs of socks, and a t-shirt of a television show that he had never heard of. Joe always said the same thing when he got out of the store, "I love the rush of stealing!" I always looked at him, shook my head, and called him an idiot.
当我们到了商场，乔想找点吃的，所以我们去了麦当劳。我们买了两个汉堡和两瓶苏打水，然后我们去逛商场。因为某种原因，乔总是喜欢在购物中心的商店里偷东西。我不明白为什么他要做这种偷东西的事。例如，那天他偷了三个钥匙扣、五双袜子、和一些他不知道什么品牌的T恤。当他走出商店的时候，乔总是说：“我喜欢偷偷地拿东西！”我一直看着他，摇了摇头，骂他是个笨蛋。
The worst was yet to come. When we were leaving the mall to go catch the bus, a security guard grabbed Joe and me by the shoulders and told us we couldn't leave. The security guard took us to his office, and called our parents. I was worried because I knew my dad would yell at me. Joe, on the other hand, was laughing and was telling me jokes. When our parents showed up to pick us up, Joe looked at me, smiling, and said, "See you in a couple of months." I looked at him, shook my head, and called him an idiot.
最坏的情况尚未到来。当我们离开购物中心去赶公共汽车时，一个保安抓住了乔和我的肩膀，跟我们说我们不能离开。保安带我们去了他的办公室，他打电话叫来了我们的父母。我很担心，因为我知道我爸爸会对我大喊大叫。另一边，乔在笑，在给我讲笑话。当我们的父母来接我们时，乔看着我，微笑着说：“几个月后再见。”我看着他，摇了摇头，叫他白痴。
