少儿双语幽默小故事经典版

　　现在有很多种少儿双语幽默小故事，每种表达都不尽相同，但是其共同之处是少儿双语幽默小故事的用词都比较简单，浅显易懂，能够让孩子明白其表达意思。今天为大家奉上少儿双语幽默小故事，时间难得，何不深入了解一下让自己的收获更多呢?

　　少儿双语幽默小故事(一)

　　Father’s Things

　　When Peter is 17, he is as tall as his father. So he begins to borrow his father’s clothes when he wants to go out with his father’s clothes when he wants to go out with his friends in the evening. Father doesn’t like this. And he always gets very angry when he finds his son wearing any of his things.

　　One evening when Peter is about to go out; his father stops him in the living room. He looks at Peter’s clothes very carefully. Then he says angrily, “Isn’t that one of my ties, Peter?”

　　“Yes, Father, it is,” answers Peter.

　　“And that shirt is mine, too.”

　　“Yes, that’s your, too.” answers Peter.

　　“And you’re wearing my belt!”

　　“Yes, I am, Father,” answers Peter, “You don’t want to your trousers to fall down, do you?”

　　父母的东西

　　皮特17岁的时候，长得和父亲一样高了。于是，当他晚上和朋友一起出去时，就开始借父亲的衣服穿。可是这位父亲可不喜欢这样，当他发现他的儿子穿他的衣服时，总是非常生气。

　　一天晚上，皮特准备出去，父亲在客厅里拦住了他。父亲细细打量着皮特的穿着。然后气呼呼的说着;“皮特，那不是我的领带吗?”

　　皮特回答说：“是的，父亲，是您的领带。”

　　“还有那衬衫也是我的。”

　　“是的，衬衫也是您的。”皮特回答说。

　　“还有呢，你连皮带也用我的。”父亲说。

　　“是的，父亲，”皮特回答说，“您不愿意让您的裤子掉下来吧?”

　　少儿双语幽默小故事(二)

　　My “Cock” Clock

　　Hello! My name is Dongdong. Do you know I have a nice clock? It is a beautiful clock. It is in my bedroom. In mfact it is an alarm clock. The big and round body is made of plastics and the clock is set in it. There is a red comb on its head. When you want to adjust time, you just need to press the comb. Then “clock” will wake up on time. At that time the “clock” will say: “WO! WO! WO!” It’s time for you to get up! And its eyes can also give out light at the same time. It is a very beautiful and useful clock, so I like it very much.

　　我的“公鸡”闹钟

　　你好!我的名字叫东东。我知道我有一台好看的闹钟。它是一台漂亮的钟。钟的上部有红色的冠子。当你想要调整时间时，按下头上的红冠子就可以调节时间。那时“钟”将按时醒来。到时候“公鸡”就会“喔、喔、喔”地叫，该起床了。而且叫是眼睛还会发光。

　　它是一只好看又有用的钟，我很喜欢它。

　　少儿双语幽默小故事(三)

　　Where Is the Hat?

　　Jack is a little goose. He has a lovely hat. He likes wearing it very much. But when he sits, his hat can’t stay on his head.

　　He puts his hat down and begins to play game with the hat. When he gets tired of the game, things are not the same.

　　He can’t find his hat. Where is it? Jack thinks hard. He looks up and down, and walks here and there. He can’t find his hat yet.

　　At this time, his mother comes in. As soon as she sees Jack, she cries, “Oh, my dear! Don’t be foolish. Your hat is on your head.”

　　Jack feels very foolish. He doesn’t want to wear his hat on his head.

　　帽子在哪里?

　　杰克是一只小鹅。它有一顶可爱的帽子，他非常喜欢戴它。当它坐着时，他的帽子总是戴着头上。

　　它脱下它的帽子并开始用帽子玩游戏。当它玩累时，事情就不是那样了。

　　它没有找到他的帽子。它在哪里?杰克仔细想。

　　它上下看了看，到处找了找，还是没有找到它的帽子。

　　这时，它的母亲走进来，当她看到杰克就喊道：“啊!亲爱的，你真笨，帽子在你的头上。”

　　杰克感到自己很愚蠢。它不像戴那顶帽子了。