儿童英文幽默小故事中文对照版
很小很小的时候曾经度过一本儿童英文幽默小故事,虽然单词比较浅显,但是内容却很有趣,而且很多人就是喜欢这样富有哲理的故事不是吗?今天为大家奉上儿童英文幽默小故事,时间难得,何不深入了解一下让自己的收获更多呢?
儿童英文幽默小故事(一)
The Old Man and the Old Cat
An old man has a cat. The cat is very old, too. He runs very quickly. And his teeth are bad. One evening, the old cat sees a little mouse. He catches it, but he can’t eat it because his teeth are not strong enough. The mouse runs away.
The old man is very angry. He beats his cat. He says: “You are a fool cat. I will punish you!” the cat is very sad. He thinks:“When I was young, I worked hard for you. Now you don’t like me because I’m too old to work. You should know you are old, too.”
老人和老猫
一个年迈的老人养一只猫。这只猫也非常老了。她跑得很快,但是牙齿很糟糕。一天王还是那个,这只老猫看见一只小老鼠。它抓住了小老鼠,但是它却吃不了它,因为它的牙齿不够锋利了。这只小老鼠逃跑了。
老人很生气,他打了小猫,并且对它说:“你这只蠢猫!我要惩罚你!”猫非常伤心,它想:“在我还年轻的时候,我为你努力工作。现在你却因为我太老了不能工作而不喜欢我。你应该知道你也老了。”
儿童英文幽默小故事(二)
Father’s Things
When Peter is 17, he is as tall as his father. So he begins to borrow his father’s clothes when he wants to go out with his father’s clothes when he wants to go out with his friends in the evening. Father doesn’t like this. And he always gets very angry when he finds his son wearing any of his things.
One evening when Peter is about to go out; his father stops him in the living room. He looks at Peter’s clothes very carefully. Then he says angrily, “Isn’t that one of my ties, Peter?”
“Yes, Father, it is,” answers Peter.
“And that shirt is mine, too.”
“Yes, that’s your, too.” answers Peter.
“And you’re wearing my belt!”
“Yes, I am, Father,” answers Peter, “You don’t want to your trousers to fall down, do you?”
父母的东西
皮特17岁的时候,长得和父亲一样高了。于是,当他晚上和朋友一起出去时,就开始借父亲的衣服穿。可是这位父亲可不喜欢这样,当他发现他的儿子穿他的衣服时,总是非常生气。
一天晚上,皮特准备出去,父亲在客厅里拦住了他。父亲细细打量着皮特的穿着。然后气呼呼的说着;“皮特,那不是我的领带吗?”
皮特回答说:“是的,父亲,是您的领带。”
“还有那衬衫也是我的。”
“是的,衬衫也是您的。”皮特回答说。
“还有呢,你连皮带也用我的。”父亲说。
“是的,父亲,”皮特回答说,“您不愿意让您的裤子掉下来吧?”