网络搞笑英语小故事

　　英语笑话可以让你心情愉悦，大家有时间可以阅读放松一下，下面是小编搜集的网络英语笑话小故事，欢迎阅读。

　　警察与小偷

　　Once, a new policeman caught a thief in a small town, and decided to bring him back to the police station in the city. On their way they came to a shop where bread was sold. “ We have no food, and we must be hungry after a while. Let me go into the shop and buy some bread for us. Wait here for me.” The thief said.

　　The policeman agreed with him and waited in the street for a long time , but thief didn’t come out of the shop. The policeman began to be worried ,and ran into the shop, he couldn’t see the thief but the back door of the shop.

　　The policeman had to go back to the police station alone, and he was very unhappy.

　　Luckily, the policeman caught the thief at the same place the next day. When.they walked though the same street and the same shop, “ Wait here,” said the policeman “ Last time you ran away from the shop. This time , I’ll go into the shop and buy the bread , and you must wait here for me.”

　　一次， 一个新上任的警察在小镇上抓住了一个小偷，他决定把这小偷押送到城里警察局去。在路上，他们路过了一家面包店。“我们没带吃的，呆会儿肯定会饿的，让我去给咱们买点面包。你在这等等我啊。”小偷说道。

　　警察同意了，并在街上等了很长一段时间，但是，小偷一直没有从商店出来。警察开始担心了，他跑进商店，除了一扇开着的后门，他什么也没看见。

　　警察不得不很郁闷的独自回到了警察局。

　　幸运的是第二天，他在同一地方又抓住了那小偷。当他们路过同一条街，同一家商店时，“在这等着我，”警察说道，“上次，你从这家商店溜了，这次，我去买面包，你必须在这等我!”

　　谁愚蠢

　　A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you''re stupid, stand up!"

　　Little Johnny then stood up.

　　The teacher said, "Do you think you''re stupid, Johnny?"

　　"No, ma''am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

　　一个老师在对学生们讲心理学，“谁认为自己蠢就站起来?”她一开始就说。

　　小约翰尼站了起来。

　　“你认为你很蠢吗，小约翰尼?”老师问。

　　“不是的，老师，我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着。”

　　gsgongwm 2008-12-22 11:24:10

　　A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?"

　　The oldest son replied: "Father, I'll eat it all!"

　　The father then said: "Tomorrow I'm going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it?"

　　The same son answered: "Father,I'll eat it all!"

　　The father added: "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the field. Who is going to plough?"

　　The oldest son answered again: "It's always me, always me. Now it's someone else's turn to volunteer!"

　　总是我

　　一位父亲对他的儿子们说：“你们的妈妈明天要烙一张馅饼，谁要吃呢?”

　　大儿子说：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。”

　　父亲接着说：“明天我要杀一口猪，谁要吃呢?”

　　又是大儿子说：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。”

　　父亲又说：“明天我们要耕地，谁想耕地呢?”

　　大儿子再次回答道：“总是我，总是我，这次还是让其他人来做吧。”

　　昂贵的代价

　　Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.

　　Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.

　　Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.

　　牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。

　　母亲：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀?

　　牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了。