经典好笑的英语句子
那些让人捧腹大笑的英语搞笑句子你看过吗?小编下面就给大家分享英语的搞笑句子，大家快快收藏起来吧。
有趣的英语句子
1.abcdefg=all boys can do everything for girls
所有男孩能为女孩做一切
2.family
=father and mother i love you
3. o i c u
小偷最害怕的几个英文字母是什么???
Ho, I see you! 喂，我看到你了!
4. To China for china,China with china , dinner on china .(去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭用瓷器。)
5.He never saw a saw saw a saw.
(他从没见过一把锯子锯锯子。)
6. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.
我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
7. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。
这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。
8. Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠? (我看到的是铁棒还是棒球棍?) 这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。
9. 2B or not 2B, that is a ?
这是一种文字简化游戏。
它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. (生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。)
10. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。
第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。
11.I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。
第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句;第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”;第三个that在这儿相当于名词;第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。
12.We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately. 我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。
这是一句双关语。前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。
十个有趣的英语句子
1.When reading books,start from the easy to the difficult,and then from the redundant to the concise.
读书要从薄到厚,再从厚到薄.
2.An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in.A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
乐观者等至深夜为的是看到新的一年的开始,而悲观者等到深夜只是想证实旧年的逝去.
3.A gentleman is open-minded and optismistic;a small person is narrow-minded and pessimistic.
君子坦荡荡,小人长戚戚.
4.Nothing venture,nothing gain.
不入虎穴,焉得虎子.
5.Don't be angry.Don't be irritated 。Anger and irritation bring about early aging.
[谚]不要气,不要恼,气气恼恼人快老.
6.People generally quarrel because they cannot argue.
人们通常因为不能辩论而争吵.
7.Generals arise from the rank and file.
将军起于行伍.
8.She had borne two children but they were born deaf.
她生了两个孩子,但他们生来就聋.
9.To be or not to be,that is the question.
生存还是毁灭,这是一个值得思考的问题.(莎士比亚名剧<哈姆雷特>主人公的独白)
10.Most of girls are good-looking,some are pretty,but very few are beautiful.
Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
无厘头的英语句子
1.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有,要命一条
2.Hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!
有事早奏,无事退朝
3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
4.2B or not 2B, that is a ?
这是一种文字简化游戏。
它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. (生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。)
5.One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
6.Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
7.People generally quarrel because they cannot argue.
人们通常因为不能辩论而争吵.
8.The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着?
9.Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
10.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
11.Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
12.The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
13.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
