2017愚人节整人方法 愚人节整人方法双语版本
1、Borrow someone’s cell phone and change the language setting to a foreign language
借别人的手机，把语言设置为一种外语。
2、Change the language for Google on someone’s computer.
在别人的电脑上更改Google的语言设置。
3、Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.
把办公室咖啡机里的咖啡换成无咖啡因咖啡。
4、Swap the signs on the men’s and ladies’ rest rooms.
把洗手间门上的男女指示牌互换。
5、Hide scented air fresheners all over someone’s office.
在别人的办公室里到处藏些香味浓重的空气清新块。
6、Add food coloring to milk that comes in a cardboard container.
往硬纸盒装的牛奶里加入食用色素。
7、Add food coloring to the windshield washer fluid of someone’s car.
在别人的汽车挡风玻璃清洗液里加入食用色素。
8、 Switch around random keys on someone’s keyboard who isn’t a very good typist.
把别人电脑键盘上的按键随意调换几个。
9、Switch the Push and Pull signs on a set of doors.
把门上的"推"和"拉"标志互换。
10、Hide food in a trash can and when someone comes by grab some and eat it.
把食品藏在垃圾桶里，有人经过时抓出来吃。
11、Replace Oreo cream-filling with toothpaste and offer one to someone.
在奥利奥的管装奶油包装里灌满牙膏请别人吃。
12、Dip the tips of someone’s cigarettes in Orajel so their lips will go numb.
把别人的香烟烟嘴在Orajel牙疼水里浸一浸，让他抽烟时嘴唇发麻。
13、Bring multiple sets of clothes to work, change every hour, and act like nothing’s different.
带多套衣服去上班，每隔一小时换一次，并且装作若无其事。
14、Cup some water in your hand and pretend to sneeze on the back of someone’s head.
舀点水在手心里，对着别人的后脑勺假装打喷嚏。
15、Take something from someone’s office and leave them a ransom note.
从别人的办公室里拿走点什么，并留下一封勒索信。
16、Add several odd appointments with alarms set to go off during the day to a co-worker’s Outlook calendar.
在同事的Outlook日历里新增几条带警报提醒的怪异安排。
17、Hide all of the desktop icons on someone’s computer and replace the monitor’s wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
隐藏别人电脑桌面上的所有图标，并把壁纸换成隐藏图标前的桌面截图。
18、Put a "Please Use Other Door" sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.
如果办公楼只有一个入口，在门上挂一块"请使用其他入口"标志。
19、Put a balloon on the tailpipe of a someone’s car so it will pop when they start their car.
在别人的汽车排气管里放个气球，车发动时发出爆炸声。
20、Glue the headset of someone’s phone down to the cradle.
把别人的电话听筒粘在底座上。
21、Take the door knob off a door and put it back on backwards, then lock it and leave the door open.
取下门把手，装到门的另一侧，并且让门开着。
22、Put plastic wrap around the door frame of a commonly used door.
找一扇常用的门，沿门框把整扇门用塑料薄膜包起来。
23、Cover a toilet seat with plastic wrap.
把马桶用塑料薄膜包起来。
24、Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.
藏一枝水枪，走进洗手间，找个正在小便的人站在他身边，假装小便的样子，每隔几秒钟往墙上喷一点水。
25、Leave a note on someone’s car apologizing for an accident that never actually happened.
在别人车上留张便条，为一起从没实际发生事故道歉。
26、Glue all the eggs into the carton.
用胶水把所有鸡蛋粘在纸箱里。
27、Hard boil all the eggs in the carton and place them back in the refrigerator.
把冰箱里的所有鸡蛋都煮熟，再放回去。
28、Paint a bar of soap completely with clear nail polish so it won’t suds up.
在一条肥皂上涂满卸甲油，这样肥皂不再起泡。
29、Turn every setting in someone’s car to the maximum: the heat, the radio, the wipers, the seats, etc.
把别人车里的所有设置调到最大，比如暖气、收音机音量、雨刷、打开每个人的车开到最大设置：热，收音机，雨刷、座椅角度等。
30、Place a small piece of Post-it note over the ball under someone’s computer mouse so that it won’t work.
在别人的鼠标底部贴一小片即时贴，他会以为鼠标坏掉了。
31、Switch the handles on the refrigerator to the side that doesn’t open.
把冰箱门把手换到打不开的一侧。
32、Conference call two people then don’t say anything, just listen.
给两个人打会议电话，不说话，只听。
33、Place a ‘house for sale’ ad in the newspaper for someone’s home.
在报纸上为别人的房屋打出售广告。
34、Paint the tips of someone’s pen and pencil with clear nail polish so none of them work.
在别人的笔尖上涂卸甲油，笔就会写不出字。
35、Hide a small radio in the ceiling tiles above someone’s desk and turn it on very softly.
在别人办公桌上方的天花板里藏一台小收音机，音量开到很小。
36、Fill someone’s hair-dryer with baby powder.
在别人的电吹风里塞些婴儿爽身粉。
37、Put marbles in the hubcaps of someone’s car.
在别人车毂盖里放几个弹珠。
38、Leave cryptic notes warning someone of an impending prank then do nothing all day.
给别人留一个当心恶作剧的便条，却什么也不做。
39、Rubber band the sprayer on the kitchen sink into the "on" position.
用橡皮筋把厨房水槽上的洗手液开关固定在打开位置。
40、Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.
在洗手间唯一的马桶前放一条裤子和一双鞋，看上去始终有人在用。
41、Pour vegetable oil on the exhaust of someone’s car so it will smoke when started up.
在别人车的排气管里倒入植物油，发动时会冒黑烟。
42、Hide an alarm clock in someone’s bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.
在别人卧室里藏个闹钟，闹铃设为凌晨3点。
43、Remove the shower head and place a Lifesavers candy in it, then put the head back on.
卸下淋浴龙头，在水管里放个嘘嘘糖，再把龙头拧回去。
44、Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.
卸下淋浴龙头，在水管里放块鸡汤调味料，再把龙头拧回去。
45、Rearrange somebody’s drawers or file cabinets in a different order.
把别人的抽屉或文件柜按照不同的顺序整理一遍。
46、Tape magnets to the bottom of a cup, put it on the roof of your car and drive around.
在杯底粘上一块磁铁，放到车顶上，开着车四处兜风。
47、Put food coloring in the hand soap dispenser.
往洗手液里加食用色素。
48、Put an ad in the paper for a garage sale at someone’s house beginning at 6 a.m.
在报纸上为别人发布家庭特卖的广告，时间定在清晨6点。
49、Buy some underwear, write a co-worker’s name in them, then leave them on the floor of the office bathroom.
买些内衣，写上一个同事的名字，扔在办公室的洗手间地板上。
50、Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone’s computer.
把别人的电脑屏保换成蓝屏死机图。
