小学生英语幽默故事中英双语版(2)

　　小学生英语幽默故事(四)

　　A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust. He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river." He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them. Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.

　　一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去，当他沿着路走时，在路的一边他发现一箱好苹果，他说：“我不打算吃那些苹果，因为富人会给我更多的食物，他会给我很好吃的东西。”然后他拿起苹果，一把扔到土里去。 他继续走，来到河边，河涨水了，因此，他到不了河对岸，他等了一会儿，然后他说：“今天我去不了富人家了，因为我不能渡过河。” 他开始回家，那天他没有吃东西。他就开始去找吃的，他找到苹果，很高兴地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。 不要把好东西扔掉，换个时候你会觉得它们大有用处。

　　小学生英语幽默故事(五)

　　That Is Not My Dog!

　　A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?”

　　The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bit.”

　　The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her.

　　“Ouch!” She says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!”

　　The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!”

　　那不是我的狗

　　一个妇人走进一家宠物店，看见一只很可爱的小狗。她问店主：“你的狗咬人吗?”

　　店主说：“不，我的狗不咬人。”

　　于是这个妇人试着抚摸小狗，可是小狗却咬了她。

　　“哎哟!”妇人说，“我想你刚才还说你的狗不咬人。”

　　店主人回答说：“那不是我的狗。”

　　小学生英语幽默故事(六)

　　Adding Feet to a Snake

　　One day, Mr. Lion holds a party. Many animals come and drink a lot of wine. At last there is a pot of wine. Who can drink it? They drink out an idea and decide to have a match-Draw a snake. If you finish first, you can get it.

　　Soon Mr.Wolf finishes drawing. “Yeah, I’ve finished. I’m No.1,” he says. But he draws again and says, “Oh, let me add feet and my snake.” At the time, Mr. Gorilla also finishes. He takes away the pot of wine and drinks, then he says, “That isn’t a snake. Snakes have no feet. I get the wine.”

　　画蛇添足

　　一天， 狮子先生举行一场聚会，许多动物都来了，他们喝很多酒。最后只剩一壶酒了。让谁喝呢?它们想了想，有个主意。它们比赛画蛇，谁最快画好，谁就喝这壶酒。

　　不一会，狼先生画好了。“哈，我画好了，我是第一个。”它说。可是它又画了起来，它还说：“再给它加几只脚吧。”这是猩猩先生也画好了。它拿起那酒壶喝起来。一边喝一边说：“那不是蛇，蛇是没有脚的，我赢了这壶酒。”